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Kinky Breakfast
2012
  1. A Clearing
  2. Maybe The Baby Is Ill
  3. Girls Just Want To Have Fun
  4. Oh Moses!
  5. Seattle
  6. The Cream Of The Cat
  7. The Tentacle Girls
  8. Nice Girl
  9. Calmer
  10. Overture In The West Coast Style
  11. Lilypad
  12. Philanthropists No Longer
  13. Suddenly We Lurched Into Bright Batty Green
All songs written, performed and recorded by Yossarian, with the following exceptions:
  • Eivind Kirkeby (aka The Society Of Poor Academics) wrote the first few lines of A Clearing and sang approximately half of the lyrics
  • Kate 'Clevinger' Reynolds sang on Seattle and Overture In The West Coast Style and played flute on The Tentacle Girls
  • Mike 'Dunbar' Bray played bass on The Tentacle Girls and Nice Girl and banjo on Calmer
  • Rob 'ex-PFC Wintergreen' Jackson played guitar on Nice Girl and Calmer
  • Denis 'Major Major Major Major' Osborne played banjo on The Tentacle Girls and recorded The Tentacle Girls, Nice Girl and Calmer
  • Tim O'Callaghan played guitar on Nice Girl
  • Nicholas Falcon played drums on The Tentacle Girls and Nice Girl
  • Milan Greulich played guitar on The Tentacle Girls
  • Michelle Adhemar took the cover photo
  • Isaac Olsson wrote the first line of Lilypad
  • Robert Hazard wrote the original version of Girls Just Want To Have Fun; Cyndi Lauper released a cover version, which made the song famous
  • Bong Joon-ho and Park Eun-kyo wrote the last few lines of Overture In The West Coast Style, which are taken from their film Mother
  • Frankie Sullivan and Jim Peterik wrote the first line of the chorus of The Cream Of The Cat
  • This list could go on considerably longer: there is no such thing as originality; art is theft, etc
Consider Yourself Covered
2010
  1. I Am Just A Complicated Vehicle
  2. You Provoke Me
  3. The Acceleration Of Spontaneous Ascension
  4. My Brother's Secret
  5. I Suck
  6. Going To Canada
Special New Band rehearsals
2010
  1. This Is Your Opportunity
  2. My Little Psyonid
  3. Disco Adventurers In A Sea Of Hiss
  4. You Got To Be Bad
Special New Band were:
  • Yossarian (vocals, guitar, keyboard)
  • Mike 'Dunbar' Bray (keyboard, guitar, vocals)
  • Jonny Duncan (guitar, keyboard, vocals)
  • Alex Scott (bass)
All of the songs were written by Yossarian except You Got To Be Bad, which was mostly written by Mike 'Dunbar' Bray, with additional lyrics by Yossarian and Jonny Duncan
Beaver
2009
  1. The Chillicothe Error
  2. Sahha
  3. Self Help
  4. Witch/Dance Dust
  5. Survival Method #2
  6. The Gift That Keeps On Giving
All songs written, performed and recorded by Yossarian, with the following exception:
  • Rowena 'Milo Minderbinder' Mitchell unwittingly played violin on The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Counting The Moon
2009
  1. Going To Canada
  2. Your Sister Is Saying That She Wants To Die
  3. New Spar Song
  4. A Villain's Farewell

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  • Going To Canada and New Spar Song were written by Yossarian
  • Your Sister Is Saying That She Wants To Die and A Villain's Farewell were written by The Black Maria Memorial Fund
  • Yossarian played guitar and sang on Going To Canada and New Spar Song, guitar and bass on Your Sister Is Saying That She Wants To Die, and recorder on A Villain's Farewell
  • The Black Maria Memorial Fund played guitar and sang on Your Sister Is Saying That She Want To Die, played ukulele and sang on A Villain's Farewell, and played guitar and drums on New Spar Song
  • Mike 'Dunbar' Bray played bass and sang on Going To Canada
  • Kate 'Clevinger' Reynolds sang on Going To Canada and played stylophone on Your Sister Is Saying That She Wants To Die
The Selfish Gene
2008
  1. 7ft Ghost
  2. My Brother's Secret
  3. I Am Just A Complicated Vehicle
  4. Sins Of The Emissaries
  5. The Best Way To Die Is Freezing
  6. Originality Is King, Kids
  7. Time Has Taken Her Toll
  8. Bungalows, Cricket & Guns
  9. Mint Sauce
  10. Invasion
  11. The Hospital Song
  12. Hymn To Paedophilia
  13. Roger Federer Triumphs Once Again
  14. The Ecstasy Swamp

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All songs written, performed and recorded by Yossarian, with the following exceptions:
  • Mike 'Dunbar' Bray played guitar on 7ft Ghost and Bungalows, Cricket & Guns, and keyboard on The Best Way To Die Is Freezing and the intro to Bungalows, Cricket & Guns
  • Rob 'ex-PFC Wintergreen' Jackson played guitar and bass and fiddled with guitar pedals on the intro to Bungalows, Cricket & Guns
  • Rowena 'Milo Minderbinder' Mitchell played violin on Time Has Taken Her Toll
  • Maria 'Nateley's Whore's Kid Sister' Longson sang on Mint Sauce
The Recessive Allele
2008
  1. My Brother's Secret (alternative version)
  2. New Words 4 New Song
  3. Idiosyncrasies & Hidden Depths
  4. I Don't Want Your Hope
  5. How To Be
  6. Get Well Soon (To Unspecified)
  7. The Selfish Song
  8. Gaol
  9. The Matrix
  10. Fighting For Peace
  11. The Fog
  12. The Kill
All songs written, performed and recorded by Yossarian, with the following exceptions:
  • Mike 'Dunbar' Bray played guitar on My Brother's Secret, New Words 4 New Song and Idiosyncrasies & Hidden Depths, and bass on The Fog
  • Rob 'ex-PFC Wintergreen' Jackson played bass on My Brother's Secret and I Don't Want Your Hope, and drums on New Words 4 New Song
  • Maria 'Nately's Whore's Kid Sister' Longson sang on The Fog